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(either:"Europe","Asia","Africa","Australia","America") (either:"male","female","male","female") (random:0,120) years old (either:"","","","","","") earning (random:0,100000) $ a (either:"second","minute","day","month","year","decade") it's (random:0,2050) and you ____ to _____ (either:"","","","","","") (either:"","","","","","") today there's a (random:1,200) % chance it works [[FASHION]] [[SIGNS]] [[SHOES]] [[MASHUP]] [[SCULPTURE]] [[MUSIC]] [[PAINTINGS]] [[PUP]] [[LITECH]] WHY? : Because (either:"reason","duty","fate","chance") it mixes (either:"fashion","arts","artisanat","cinema") with (either:"fashion","arts","artisanat","cinema")

<CENTER>Encore Studios 💀 [[Death Simulator]] Test death and come back 😵 [[Detrauma]] Turn a bad memory into an asset 🏧 [[Emoo]] Emotional Feedback Regulator 👀 [[WANT]] Discover what you always wanted 🚀[[FASTHERAPY]] Clear your past fast Story Division 👶 [[Babby]] Can you change anything 🐉 [[FF7 Demake]] Fanal Fantasy 7R 🍳 [[OVA]] The original racing game 🚵 [[JOSH]] Stoner Jesus early years Indian Beauty 🚀 [[FASHION]] futourist garnments 🆎 [[SIGNS]] alien public installations 🎨 [[PAINTINGS]] future masterpieces 👟 [[SHOES]] walking on sunshine ❌ [[MASHUP]] 1+1=11K Litech Labs ⛲ [[AGUITA]] para adolcer la vevida 📈 [[JUULS]] Mood shifting relics 📱 [[MEDBAY]] Soul Dashboard 👅 [[SESSIONS]] ttyl ^^ [[LITECH]] x [[ENCORE STUDIOS]] x [[INDIAN BEAUTY]]<br>PUP LABS Adult division* : Audioporn, Beast Off, Amatease, Storyyy * you must be over 18 incarnations to enter or the link will not appear. 📌 (either:"you are a dope.","you are doing your best.","mistakes are good.","been done, can be done.","it's happening","you're the youngest you'll ever be","the most optimized move sometimes is not to do one","you're doing it","you can't even know!","the shitter, the funnier itll be later on")

helmet/ halo plastron mousse+plastics+deco bassin mousse x tangles nexlaces stockings shortfur kevlar knyfe underlayer turquoise gel tibias armor superdry piezoboots / primal ? white fur *armor for girls so they fuc em up* Astronaut / Suit round helmet, aovible? sees under not through helmet puffy ninjoid - reflector Shoe Mashup (either:"nike","lacoste","adidas","new balance","fila","dr martens") x (either:"nike","lacoste","adidas","new balance","fila","dr martens") (either:"marble","furry","iridescent") underlayer +(either:"marble","furry","iridescent") midlayer +(either:"marble","furry","iridescent") overwriter talon : (either:"nike","lacoste","adidas","new balance","fila","dr martens") semelle : (either:"nike","lacoste","adidas","new balance","fila","dr martens") embout : (either:"nike","lacoste","adidas","new balance","fila","dr martens") langue : (either:"nike","lacoste","adidas","new balance","fila","dr martens") lacets : (either:"nike","lacoste","adidas","new balance","fila","dr martens") middle : (either:"nike","lacoste","adidas","new balance","fila","dr martens")

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realize realise etc illustrator animation flyer ish? --- Paintings as towels - broke bellemeres thing, sponge w towel - abstract art saves - good time, fuck floor, gift towel - fuck up on wall normal get fucked / abstract u wont notice [ fake lead with target overlap ] [ neutral familiar desire/pulsion ] [ exaucement into mundane catastrophy ] [ impeding doom ] [surprise use of product] [ better than expected] [ punchline ] ---

<center> <img src="http://cache.media.education.gouv.fr/image/FET_-_Technologies_Futures_et_emergentes/33/6/Vincenzo_Lombardo_334336.148.jpg"> <br> indicible electroconductive technology to seemlessly regulate living settings. * mood swings, chronic pain, emotional blocks * topical anxiety support * transfovirus ~ [[AGUITA]] - emergency aguita ░ [[JUULS]] - blessed ornaments ■ [[MEDBAY]] - soul dashboard ≡ soulware - uncursing software ü [[SESSIONS]] individual sessions [[donate]]

Stupid transformative player input experiences CYA - Elite - Minecraft - Lego - Lucas Arts <img src="http://cache.media.education.gouv.fr/image/FET_-_Technologies_Futures_et_emergentes/33/6/Vincenzo_Lombardo_334336.148.jpg"> [[Death Simulator]] : start over [[Detrauma]] : Stop making old stuff rule your life. [[W'ALL]] : Perspective & clarity [[Emoo]] : Found out why you're like this [[Babby]] : gagagogooo [[FF7 Demake]] : let's mosey [[OVA]] : Get born [[JOSH]] : young jesus adventures [[NEXT]] : Who do you want to be [[WANT]] : same but for real [[LITECH]] [[PUP]] Current lubie : <img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/Mystery_House_-_Apple_II_render_emulation_-_2.png/250px-Mystery_House_-_Apple_II_render_emulation_-_2.png"> Adventure roguelite survival lifesim mini idle racing casual mobile battle royale

TEXT or VOCAL ? (click: "VOCAL")[ Do you Prefer Deep Pitt, or AngMLina ? (9,99$)] You probably will want to exit as soon as it gets emotional

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Coucou va chercher dans tes vieux twine eeee lll

[[OPENING]] [[INHOUSE]] [[OUTSIDE]] [[FOREST]] [[PARK]] [[SCHOOL]] [[MARKET]] [[BEACH]] only real shit that happened savage in a perfect world savage in a bugged world

[[ Δ * Menu]] Your favorite song plays::::::::::::::::::::::: (click:"song")[in sync over the chirping birds.] (click:"birds")[Fresh cut grass smell fills the room.] (click:"room")[It must be around (random: 1,12) (either:"am","pm")] You open your eyes as <font color="orange">(either:"cloud","tifa","yuffie","barret","redXIII","cid","vincent","aeris","cait sith")</font> You have (random: 1,9999) / (random: 1,9999) HP and (random: 1,99) MP. STR:(random: 1,99) VTS:(random: 1,99) MAG:(random: 1,99) LUCK:(random: 1,99) You have (either:"ifrit","shiva","bahamut","knights of the round","no invocation"), (either:"fire","ice","healing","earth","poison","no materia") materia, (either:"trine","aqualung", "matra magic","healing wind","no ennemy skill") and (either:"your best weapon","your basic weapon","no weapon"). (either:"Poisoned","Petrified","Confused", "In fury","eeling good"), --- You open the newspaper to find that Aeris (either:"is dead","is still alive","is giving twirling lessons","have been missing for a few days","is in the bathroom"), and (either:"Kynos","ajneb","caleb","carnage","eswoogi") plays you. You consult your map, you can accesss [[AerisRevive]] , [[the chocobo barn->escape midgar]] , the [[Golden Saucer->goldsaucer]], Cosmo Canyon.<

* humain détécté * pensez au login que vous voulez choisir..... OK pensez à votre mot de passe ..... OK +++ Connection autorisée +++ ai needs information... prompts download final texte a trous Sometimes, you need more than motivation. Do the thing, or else your secret gets sent. What do you have to do : <input type="text" name="lname" placeholder="Quit smoking"> write down your secret : <input type="text" name="lname" placeholder="I run over the dog in 99"> to who will this be sent : <input type="text" name="lname" placeholder="dad@gmail.com"> deadline : <input type="date" name="bday"placeholder="11/12/16"> You have 18 days to do the thing and send proof or pay before to cancel the mission. [[Confirm->HUB/sumup]] connect a googledocs graveyard how did you end up here each part polished [[FREE version]] texto interface - funeral simulator record a message to the living/ past you tryna download future bits emergency puppy button x fireworks confetti mash famous scenes or not from cinema etc like pendule video, basedon happenings? epileptic like death big decisions almost a snap <header><span class="left">Messages</span><h2>Jonathan Ive</h2><span class="right">Contact</span></header> <div class="messages-wrapper"> <div class="message to">Welcome to the death simulator, reply "yes" to confirm you agreed the terms and conditions.</div> <div class="message from">yes</div> <div class="message from">This is my third text message on ios7</div> <div class="message to">This is my fouth text message on ios7</div> <div class="message from">This is my fifth text message on ios7</div> <div class="message to">This is my sixth text message on ios7</div> <div class="message to">This is my seventh text message on ios7</div> </div>

<font face="helvetica"> [[item ]] Cloud LV (random:1,100) (random:1,999) HP (random:1,9999) MP next level (random:1,9999) XP [[magic]](either:"tifa","yuffie","barret","redXIII","cid","vincent","aeris","cait sith") LV (random:1,100) (random:1,999) HP (random:1,9999) MP next level (random:1,9999) XP [[materia]] (either:"tifa","yuffie","barret","redXIII","cid","vincent","aeris","cait sith") LV (random:1,100) (random:1,999) HP(random:1,9999) MP next level (random:1,9999) XP [[equip]] [[status]] time (random:1,59):(random:1,59):(random:1,59) [[order]] (random:0,99999) gils [[limit]] [[config]] (either:"midgar","costa del sol","jenovas belly","sector 7 slums") [[save]] [[quit]]

mouth to mouth just take her to the hospital heal her phoenix down

(set: $playername Jean ) alors (display:$playername) ok j'ai rien dit on display pas le $ playername tant pis ESCAPE MIDGAR vroomvroommm minijeu bike? oooo motorball paf paf laaa la li léééélaaa [[ WORLD MAP ]]

Hotel : what ?? sleeping now?? Fights : fuck this im on break dude chocobo race : bet n get gp shop

CURE CURE CURE CURE CURE CURE CURE CURE [[ Δ * Menu]]

Fire Wind Weed Ifrit no its ff8 uhh CURE CURE+ CUREMAX CUREULTRA [[ Δ * Menu]]

dude there were some seriously cool weapon names back then let me google it Buster sword oooh [[ Δ * Menu]]

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it's a mess, deal with it. [[ Δ * Menu]]

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why are you even here its a shitty demake I dont have squares $$$ [[ Δ * Menu]]

Dude your memory card is full you can't save im so sorry [[ Δ * Menu]]

what if I dont want to, ha [[ Δ * Menu]]

You encounter (either:"yuffie","jenova","motorball","sephiroth","a shinra soldier","palmer") with (random: 1,9999) HP & (random: 1,999) MP in (either:"cd1","cd2","cd3","cd4"). (either:"you","he") open first with (either:"a magic attack","a physical blow","an unknown attack") that (either:"hits","crits","fails") with (random: 1,9999) HP then (either:"you","he") goes for it with (either:"a magic attack","a physical blow","an unknown attack","a healing spell") that (either:"hits","crits","fails") with (random: 1,9999) HP The winner gets (random: 1,9999) XP and (random: 1,9999) Gils.</font>edit it. (either:"give me my xp","that sucked","do l have to bury him" [[ GET XP ]]

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Potion Hi Potion Exlixir Megalixir Ether Ether+

MIDGAR 7TH HEAVEN PLAYGROUND DON CORNEO CHURCH AERIS HOUSE DEBUG ROOM MIDGAR COSMO CANYON COSTA DEL SOL CHOCOBO RANCH BOAT RIDE UNDERWATER NIBELHEIM/SHINRA MANSION/JENOVA NORTHCRATER COREL ROCKET TOWN JUNON MIDEEL GLACIER+SNOW COREL PRISON

shittyflute ish? 8bit * digitized shit voices? OWI COSTA DEL SOL FL EZZZ

pre emptively declare water free just pay the magnetizing bottle somehow not plastic thoooo ee glass...

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finally let go of all the burden not even yours to begin with you're done, you can live fuckn does nothing 100% scam do not buy 69$ itsway too expensive Check out one of our [[MEDBOXXX]] or the [[MEDBAY]]

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Shown or hidden, draw sources into a pure construct, check if feasible? even signs to warn somehow without being too harsh Interesting shapes both off context and merged into their environment through colors code and references, think colorfoul but palette fitting. Try to make it last, up or away. Something well crafted will last longer, you can even paint it to make it look like wood l o l and just set either a camera active angle, or link it to a circle drawn on the ground for it to activate etherical security tho eeeh [[SIGNS]] [[LITECH]] [[MEDBAY]]

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better search engine? dream anchoring

Judge says (random:3,987) days in Jail for (either:"theft","rape","farting","assault","treachery","archduke killing","jfk assassination") whack whack Day 1 - its ok SLEEP - GO OUT - SHOWER - SHIT Day 100 - its hell Day 500 - its ok Day 784 - its hell Day 987 - its ok Day 1 -

best features of all OS's > interface but jokes DUCKCITY - screensaver desert islnd guy Solitaire win only "i cant work it crashed

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DAY 1 : (link: "Seriously?")["What do you mean someone burnt the whole weedbush on Sinai? Moses are you trying to keep it all for yourself?" [[Run away->HUB]] or (link: "Ask jesus")[J, We need more water to restart the weed crops, get to the well and we'll give you a bag of Trinity Kush+." ]] Tired with their loosy plans, you reluctantly get there. On the way among the crowd, you (click-replace: "feel a mysterious heat pulsing through your whole body")[pop a boner] . Your instinct commands your feet, and from a distance, you get hypnotised by the angelic glow emaning from this presence. Mary Magdalene's booty is surreal, you have a hinch you're don't have much time, you gotta talk to her. Tired with their loosy plans, you reluctantly get there. On the way among the crowd, you feel a mysterious heat pulsing through your whole body. Your instinct commands your feet, and from a distance, you get hypnotised by the angelic glow emaning from this presence. Mary Magdalene's booty is surreal, you have a hinch you're don't have much time, you gotta talk to her. Jay : hey you want some weed? got some bubble trinity Mary : Fuck off dude this is my spot! Get your clients elsewhere! J : Woah chill i didnt mean to sell it to you...Wanna try? Mary : hmm yeah ok i'm fed up with this trash . meet me up at 6 later, gotta sell this junk first. She wears a long nightsky robe that wraps her curves snug, Her snarky smile and smug face makes you want to kidnap her. You wonder how many preachers wank about her in a week. MM : "The well is filled with snitches, Let's get to the beach" You gotta find a way to impress her, you look around, and there's not much. you roll a huge joint with all the weed from your pocket, and add a triple filter. You name it J-bomb. J : There you go, light it up MM : wtf its gonna nail me downthere for hours At a distance you notice some rocks just under surface of the sea. You gather your senses and jump on a few of them, screaming for miracle, in front of the bystanders amazed. Magda ROFLs in the sand You come back to her, and laugh like cretins at an old man that tried to walk on water and got his leg bitten off by a huge fish. You can defintly feel that connection, she's clearly out of your league, but your lack of cash and intelligence will be compensated by your massive stupid hanging pair. She gazes into your eyes smiling, like she was going to absorb you whole and chew you just for the taste.Whatever. She wants it, maybe as much as you do, The beach got muted you swear you could hear her panting a bit, you lean in, she leans in * do it * In a long uniform movement, You lick her whole face at once and run away laughing histerically, while she rages and curses you, she runs fast, and tackles you to rub your face in the sand. You sneak back to your crib, but your parents catch you Mary : What were you doing Joshua? Have you seen the time? Did you forget about the dishes young man? You're grounded ! Joseph : This fucking kid... I don't know what we're going to do with him... How can this be my son You hug them with the smile of a mini God, and throw what's left of the Trinity Kush on the table. They jump on it like animals, as you prance towards your bed. You rub one out and fall asleep, that smile glued to your ears. Day 2 A crust has formed onto the poor dude's eyes, same as what you can get in the corners of your eyes, but here all over it. He smells so bad no one ever looks at him anyway. "It's gonna hurt for a seco-" *strip out crust on blind guys eyes* "FOR FUCKS SAKE IT HURTS LIKE A--- holy shit i can see " You leave as the guy grabs your feet as if you've acomplished a miracle. If Mary sees that, you'll look like a douche. These dudes are selling fake God merchandising "GTFO right now faggots you're not allowed to do this" "what u gonna do José" get in a brawl with the temples merchants *you get your nose broken and dripping drip blood in the pichet while Peter barfs at Judas's feet Paul comes late, out of his mind giggling, and orders you to eat a tiny square of papyrus, promising it'll be the ultimate trip" I take it just to shmake him shut up. And forty five minutes later, [[Oh my me->LSD]] The party goes on and you don't remember much. after a three days coma, you wake up in a cave, to discover they nailed your cousin on a cross Judas saved your life, but you have to move. Prologue - The original threesome Who are these three guys? we got beer some weed and a burger shit take these the cops are after us. These was a pack of weed, some meth and coke. (font: "fixedsys")[- As if you drank your weight in wine, you say goodbye to any control left on yourself, and become the witness of something tremendous. A new layer of reality appears before your very eyes, you can see glowing threads connecting the various people around you, blue ones are friendly red ones are angry purple ones seem lusty] Your legs cannot support you and start talking to each other. You gracefully crumble, backed by a marble column that softly supports your dough spine. You have a vision of people trough the age killing each other over what you would have said. The transe reminds you what an egotical being you are. Your pals are way too drunk to notice anything, you want to ask Paul if he sees the same things, but your whole body emits such blinding glow that the whole room seems foggy. You decide to call him mentally. (click-replace: "mentally.")[. His delirious face instantly pops through, as his childish voices echoes infinitely "how's it goin goin goin gooiinn gooooooin gooooiiiin go in - you pass out. ?]

Living (either:"alone","in couple","with your parents","with your roommates") in an (either:"european","american","asian","african") (either:"megalopolis","city","town","slum"), inside a (either:"tiny","disgusting","large","huge","crumbling","luxury") (either:"asylum","house","building","slum","tent","boat","truck") with (random: 1,9999) in (either:"cash","debt"). you're a (either:"honest","chaotic","scared","offended","angry") (either:"unemployed","cop","baker","gardener") looking for (either:"trouble","a new job","your soulmate","money","your mom","your animal","forgiveness") against your (either:"retarded","maniac","psychopath","distressed","happy","despicable","annoying","passive","victim") (either:"mom","dad","parents","boss"," blackmailer","ghost"). you (either:"adore","love","are crazy about","crave") (either:"candy","food","planes","animals","videogames","sleeping","gardening") but (either:"money","your boss","your parents","your current situation","depression","guilt","sadness","anger") prevented you from enjoying it, for (random:1,50) (either:"days","weeks","months","years"), until one day you encounter a (either:"crazy","loving","careless","diabolic","nasty","pretty","quirky","weird") (either:"dog","priest","grandma","cat","homeless","manager","loser","chick","lunatic") that (either:"eats","hurts","fights","talks to","annoys") (either:"people","idiots","businessmen","activists") (either:"all day","for a laugh","until they breakdown","to help them","for no reason","for a living"). (set:"$partner (random:3,115)") (set:"$money 0") What do you choose to do during this life You get born in (either:"america","europe","asia","australia","africa") You will live (random:0,115) years old this time. What do you choose to do first year of life. eat sleep shit 1 : you are at the mercy of your genitors but you learnt how to 2 : 3 : crawl unlocked 4 : talk unlocked 5 : 7 : learn $partner - You encounter your soulmate. kiss / ignore 18 - You can now work. 30 - Buy house (set: $money 0) work : +1 $money You died from (either:"heart attack","car accident","disease") Play : 78% Work : 23% Learn : 22%

what do you want what do you think others want you to want what do you wanted when you were x what do they want from you what do you want but need

I - READY You have been training since birth, 2 ½ months ago. Every second, 1500 of us get born. Proud of your 55microns, You are now ready to shine and prove to the world you are the best. The ancients have predicted today will be the great race. 175 millimiters to run, against 250 million warriors, ready to die for the Egg that might not even exist. One of us might finally discover if the legend is true. If there an egg. If it grants supernatural life. Or we just all perish in the void. for nothing. The prohecy says you become everything. You become taller than billions of us combined. You gain supernatural senses and mobility like no other. You get to explore a new world incomparable to our wet dump. You become the god of gods. but there is no return. You hug your mom as she silently weeps. You kiss her on the forehead, she gazes at you with her shiny eyes, and feel her warmth with your whole soul. Your dad tries to hide his emotion. You read great pride, but also bottomless sadness. He nods at you. You nod back. You knee down to your little sister, who draws a heart on your head with her tail. Maybe someday she will race too. Loser, or winner, You will never see them again. THE CROWD Vitamin C, fructose, magnesium, phosphorus, potassium, vitamin B12, zinc, nitrogen, calcium. 55 microns of pure focus. Packed with cortisol, estrone, oxytocin, prolactin, melatonin, and serotonin, I could cure depression if someone would eat me. You're full of DHA from Omega3 fatty acids. Your sharp cone shaped head full of egg opening enzymes. When you look around you, You're glad you absorbed all these Vitamin C and oats, and skipped coffee and nicotine, not like those degenerates you see around you. Some are all clumped together, some have almost no tail, or even two heads. Your grandpa's training was not vain. Your chromosomes are sharply organized, you're motile af. 4 on 5 will swim in circles. good for me. There are both X and Y's in the crowd, the Y's swim faster, but X's are said to have stronger stamina. II-SET The rumble. The quake is coming. You have a few seconds to choose your spot. You chose a spot a bit further back there, and consider the ignorant burning heads that are going to get eliminated in the precum wave. There are 175 millimeters to run, the scriptures say you can finish in 45 minutes, but one guy finished in 3 days. No matter what, this is pure endurance, and you know it. You know you can do it. You were born to do it. You feel everything around you vibrating, and instinctly contract like a spring in order to gain as much traction as possible. You see your family from where you are, but you choose to look straight ahead. The vibration amplifies. A surnatural moaning from the depth of the world surrounds us all, this is the signal. You feel everything contracting around you, pure chaos in the crowd, the echoes are deafening, but you keep your focus. III-GO Suddenly, You get propelled at the staggering speed of (random:"1,4") millimeters per minute amongst 250 million of your brothers You can hear the echoes of billions of your dead brothers, cheering for the chosen one. You have perfected your sixth sense and orientate yourself following that very peculiar chemical signature, You know one in five are already panicking and lost. The ancients talked about a protection barrier where billions died, you are about to find out if there is one. the crowd cheers like war was over. There is none. You now there is one chance in four for someone to win the race IV GIVE UP why did I ever thought I could do it What were the odds why did I follow this stupid prophecy Im going to die alone i want to go back home and see the ones i love this is unfair it is true. it is real. the egg is in front of you. you cannot believe your eyes. It is gigantic, a floating sphere like a graal, but now you have to get in. Your grandpa said that the race was tough, but penetration was the other half of the work. The books said that the egg would send out Progesterone hormone, The egg puffs a weird cloud at me, that I instantly absorb I feel like never before. As I try not to lose my mind, I can hear my grandpa telling me about the Holy Progesterone, A hormone that prepares you for the final penetration, a rush of energy so amazing you could lose your tail wiggling too hard. The legends say you had to melt the surface of the egg. I have to release the enzymes from my acrosome, it will dissolve the outer membrane of the egg. My plasma fuses with the Egg's... It is happening... I'm getting in... I let my tail behind like a snake gives up its ancient skin for a new life, I am the chosen one, I am $name . THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE your rival just entered the egg. The door closed just behind him, you could hear him cheer and breakdown as his tail disappears. You try to perforate the holy sphere, but it's too late. You hear a distant voice. i dont know what happens next but after that, i can take it "wake up" - it was all a dream. today is the race. side notes ********** the egg, also known as the ova they only carry half as much DNA as other cells in the male body. Because of this the immune system sees them as a foreign invader. Specialized cells in the testicles protect sperm cells, creating a barrier from immune system cells which would otherwise attack and harm them. sperm can live 5 days inside a woman, More commonly, about 2 days, heat their testicles above (42° )108 degrees F to sterile. 42 to 76 days from the time of sperm production, through maturation, to ejaculation. Semen contains vitamin C, fructose, magnesium, phosphorus, potassium, vitamin B12, zinc, nitrogen, and calcium. average jizzwad contain an egg whites protein making sperm, roughly 1,500 every second 1/5 Others will swim in circles. Sperm will either carry a female “X” chromosome or a male “Y” chromosome—not both—which will eventually determine the baby’s sex. Male sperm allegedly swim faster, but female sperm are said to be stronger Semen is a mood-enhancing potion that contains cortisol, estrone, oxytocin, prolactin, melatonin, and serotonin. scientists fertilize female human eggs using dead human sperm. DNA, dead or alive, bakin’ a baby. Sperm can melt the surface of the egg. They release enzymes from the acrosome, to dissolve the outer membrane of the egg. The sperm plasma fuses with the plasma membrane of the egg. The sperm head disconnects from the tail and conception of a new life occurs. “The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.” ― Mark Twain “My mother groaned, my father wept, into the dangerous world I leapt.” ― William Blake “I took the life of the woman I was supposed to call mother in the process of being born... in order to become the world's strongest shinobi... an incarnation of sand was implanted inside of me... ” ― Masashi Kishimoto “He knows he will be born again, And start fresh anew.” ― Dejan Stojanovic, Circling: 1978-1987

(put: (prompt: "What is your name?/Comment tu t'apelles?") into $name) (put: (prompt: "What's bugging you? / Qu'est ce qui t'embete?") into $emotion) (put: (prompt: "What emotion do you feel? / Quelle emotion(s) resses tu?") into $emotion) (put: (prompt: "Where were you the first time you felt that emotion? / ou etais tu la premiere fois que tu as ressenti ce(s)tte emotion?") into $place) (put: (prompt: "How old were you the first time you felt that emotion? / Quel age avais tu quand c'est arrivé?") into $age) (put: (prompt: "What happened before, during and after? / Ques 'est il passé avant, pendant et apres?") into $happen) (put: (prompt: "With who did this happen? / Avec qui cela s'est il passé?") into $person) (put: (prompt: "What emotion did you feel towards that person / quelle émotion ressens tu envers cette personne?") into $emotionpeople) (put: (prompt: "What did you feel back then? / que ressetais tu a l'epoque?") into $emotionthen) (put: (prompt: "look left and right 10 times / regarde a gauche et a droite de ton écran dix fois") into $rightleft) (put: (prompt: "Did you survive? / as tu suurvécu?") into $survivor) (put: (prompt: "What did you need back then? / de quoi avais tu besoin a l'époque?") into $need) (put: (prompt: "What would you tell to yourself back then? / qu'est ce que tu te dirais a toi meme si tu pouvais parler a ton toi du passé?") into $tell) (put: (prompt: "Who could have told you this / qui aurait pu te le dire? (toi aujourdhui)") into $teller) (put: (prompt: "What did you learn from that? / qu'est ce que tu as appris de tout ca?") into $learn) (put: (prompt: "What do you feel towards that person now? / qu'est ce que tu ressens envers la personne qui etait la maintenant?") into $emotionpeoplenow) (put: (prompt: "What would you do if it happened today? / que ferais tu diferemment si la situation se presentait aujourdhui?") into $donow) (put: (prompt: "How would you feel if you'd do it / comment tu tes entirais si tu le faisais?") into $feelnow) (put: (prompt: "What good memory does it remind you of? / ca te rapelle quel bon souvenir que tu as vecu?") into $goodmem) (put: (prompt: "Overall, What do you feel now? / tu te sens comment la tout de suite?") into $emotion2) (put: (prompt: "Do you forgive yourself? / est ce que tu te pardonnes?") into $forgive) (put: (prompt: "what are you grateful for? / de quoi est tu reconaissant?") into $grateful) (put: (prompt: "if you still feel bad do it again, you rule / si tu te sense encore un peu bof refais un tour, t'assures") into $grateful) once upon a time, $place,<span style="color: red;"> $name</span>, $age, $happen and $name felt $emotion, $emotionpeople towards $person and $emotionthen because $name needed $need. $name just needed to hear "$tell" from $teller. lf it happened again, would have<span style="color: blue;"> $nowdiff</span>. today, $name feels $emotionpeoplenow towards $person. $name learnt that $learn, and lf it happened today, $name would $donow, like that time when $goodmem, $name would feel $feelnow. Did $name survived ? yes, feeling <span style="color: green;">$emotion2</span> now. $name Forgiven? $forgive, its alright. thanks for $grateful and remember, $learn, you still can $nowdiff.

* </h1>B E A L I V E</H1> (put: (prompt: "What's your name?") into $name) Your name is $name. (put: (prompt: "What's my name?") into $name2) My name is $name2. hello, if you are reading this, it means you have been chosen to be a part of the experimental panel. we will not harm you or reads your thoughts lol. forget about everything. RNJOKER RNJOKER it is maybe (random: 1,31) (either:"saturday","saturday","saturday","saturday","saturday","saturday","saturday") about (random:1,23):(random:0,59) (either:"1","3","5","7","9") : (random:0,59) BREAKING NEWS : (either:"7 BILLION PEOPLE STILL ALIVE","YOU ARE STILL ALIVE","YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANNY PEOPLE HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU DURING THIS LIFE","been done, can be done")</font> ------- **<center>The (either:"amazing", "incredible", "grotesque","silly", "unexpected","chill") (either:"escape", "travel", "journey","trip", "expedition","road","walk","crossover","road trip","burning man").** A (either:"😺", "🐘", "👶","🐒", "👪","🚼") and a (either:"😺", "🐇", "👶","🚼" ) are looking for (either:"😺","👶","🐒","🐘","🍔"). they all love (either:"🌻","🌴","🍔","🌍","🌅","✈") and go to (either:"paris", "tokyo", "hawaii", "the moon") to meet the a (either:"🐆","🐏","🐐","🐘","🐇","🐲") king, pure (either:"🔊","🌴","❤","☮","🌅","💤"), but suddenly it happened.(either:"🌋","🏩","🎢","🎰","🏆","💤") it is a secret. Ten years later, they (either:"laugh at", "resurrect","use","transfer","meet","save","discover") (either:"themselves","everyone","us","earth") and (either:"🔊","🌴","❤","☮","🌅","💤"). **🐾 The (either:"😺", "😁", "👶","🐒", "👪","🌻","🌴","🍔","🌍","🌅","✈","🐆","🐏","🐐","🐘","🐇","🐲","🌋","🏩","🎢","🎰","🏆","💤","🔊","🌴","❤","☮","🌅","💤") End **🐾 </center> * a random story you cannot share --- GOD : (either:"you are amazing","w/e","wow ","OMG DO IT","naah jk") * points at you ---- Advice generator : (either:"you should do it","not now","nope","FUCK YEAH","REALLY DO IT", "THIS IS IT", "YOU GOT IT","STRAIGHT UP","later","🔜") ------ You wake up,it's .(either:"long BC", "middle ages","prehistoric", "2017", "2098", "4012"). The mirror shows a (either:"black","white","yellow","brown","rainbow") (either:"man","woman","dog","alien","cat","baby"), in the (either:"0's","10's","30's","90's"),(either:"white", "blonde", "red", "black") (either:"curly", "long", "short", "dreadlocks","spiky") hair, wearing (either:"an amazing", "incredible", "a splendid", "blazing") (either:"pearl", "golden ", "black ", "silver", "chrome") (either:"shiny", "tidy", "tight", "magic", "pizza") (either:"nothing", "underwear", "suit", "swimsuit", "shorts"). you get a (either:"bonus", "multiplicator", "nothing", "assist") of (either:"luck", "joy", "lols", "life") + (either:"1", "2", "3", "5 wow PogChamp",) Today's superpower is (either:"invisibility", "flying", "a suit", "black"). you have (random: 1,100)$ you feel <font color="red" face="helvetica">amazing</font> ----- 🔮 intern's horoscpe : (either:"Something great is coming", "mix both of your parents qualities", "you might talk about something with someone", "peoples reactions are a projection of what they are afraid of", "that person is doing its best, you too", "someone is thinking about you", "that thing you liked doing back then", "write down what you want in one sentence", "a slow genie comes, what do you want?") ------------- mood : (either:"😁", "😸", "✌", "🌅") You find a (either:"bloody","brand new","weird","cool","dope","fucked up") (either:"spoon","pencil","dog toy","lighter","candybar","wallet","stone","weird thing","lamp","phone","knife","porn magazine rolled") in your pocket. By the window, it appears to be (either:"early morning", "pure black night","late rainy afternoon", "freezing cold", "quiet like a church") Let's get out. <align right>We're staying, she says</align> holy shit the dog just fucking talked ----- by the way you were (either:"early morning", "pure black night","late rainy afternoon", "freezing cold", "quiet like a church") - in past life ------ 📌 DAILY REMINDER : (either:"you are a dope person.","you are doing your best.","mistakes are good.","been done, can be done.") ------- RANDOM DONATION GENERATOR you donate (either:"1000", "200", "30", "4", "5", "6", "7","10K", "1000", "0","3","2","1", "0","3","2","1", "0","3","2","1") € and get a wish : ___________________________ <center>[ SEND ] </center> T H A N K S <CENTER> S E E Y 🔜 U </CENTER> --- its over go home ----- unfinished buggy code that didnt make it <section> <div class="from-me"> <p>HEY</p> </div> <div class="clear"></div> <div class="from-them"> <p>no</p> </div> <div class="clear"></div> <div class="from-me"> <p>Come oooon</p> </div> <div class="clear"></div> <div class="from-them"> <p>NO</p> </div> <div class="clear"></div> <div class="from-me"> <p>XD</p> </div> <div class="clear"></div> <div class="from-them"> <p>XD</p> </div> </section> <img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/625815422131175425/BQqJaRRD_bigger.jpg"> the alyen gazette for connectiong space immigrants galactic hook up and stuff warning : reality glitches may alter words with time le pif est (either:"stable","off","gagnant","ex","perfect"), your lucky number and card is the (either:"1", "2", "3", "4", "5", "6", "7", "8", "9", "0") the dog runs what [[ the->dog]] [[oh->stats]] but the kid doesnt give a shit, like hes sleeping n stuff fill it with embalming jelly to make it ok --- special thanks to the idiot still reading this The referee reveals that the coin is (either:"cry","Hold"). (set $plushie to save a" + $favouritefood + " for me, lul!") Your beloved plushie, $plushie, awaits you after a long work day. (set $size to "(either:"giant,big)") Your stomach makes { (if: $size is 'giant')[ an intimidating rumble! ](else-if: $size is 'big')[ a loud growl ](else:)[ a faint gurgle ]}. <center><img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/625815422131175425/BQqJaRRD_bigger.jpg"></center> bloc ----- <<set $poweritem ="yes">> <<set $power ="+1">> <<if $power eq 1>> wow you got it mate <<if $power gte 0>> it works eh gift: <<display 'tree'>> :)

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* humain détécté * (click:"humain")[* pensez à votre login](click:"login")[... OK * pensez à votre mot de passe (click:"passe")[..... OK +++ Connection autorisée +++ Bienvenue MARYLOU LUDOVIC v2.0.19] ] --------------------------- (click:"MARYLOU")[ Note de l'editeur : Si vous lisez ceci avant 2340, un pirate temporel a du faire passer une copie à travers une faille sauvage, nous nous devons donc de vous présenter ce récit en tant que fiction pour ne pas déranger votre cerveau operateur primitif. --- ](click:"primitif")[ Si vous êtes pris ici, bonne chance. Ce recoin de l'espace intergalactique est dépourvu de lois faute d'accords entre les regents. Une patrouille peut vous désactiver à vue, effacant toute l'experience de vos vies anterieures par la même occasion. Mais si vous passez à travers les mailles, vous arriverez au détour d'une ceinture d'astéroides holographique qui camouflait ce néon rose fluo iconique qui fait fi de phare spatial. ] (click:"phare spatial")[le lent ronronnement du moteur antigravitationnel berce lentement ce microroyaume de plaisirs qui promet l'exotique interdit. De gargantuesques plantes grasses d'un vert éclatant se mêlent aux morceaux d'architecture terrienne dite "réunionnaise" qui se sont agencées avec le temps, melting pot de differentes reliques ramenés par de nombreux dignitaires cosmiques à travers l'espace temps. ---- ] (click:"dignitaires")[On retrouve une devanture coloniale, agrémentée de poutres massives du XIIe, renforcés par des structures holomagnetiques dernier cri sur un péron bricolé en bois flotté et adamantium. Le tout peuplé de créatures qui ont trouvé refuge ici, animales mais aussi semi robotiques, réparées par la maîtresse des lieux.] (click:"maîtresse")[ La patronne donne ses ordres depuis l'apres vie grâce à un cerveau récepteur transplanté dans un androide qui s'occupe de faire tourner la boutique, aucas ou l'on voudrait la descendre : sa conscience serait dupliquée à l'interieur d'un autre corps-hôte. Son vehicule actuel est d'a peu pres 1m53, des cheveux bruns ondulés une peau halée, un large sourire lumineux, tant de caracteres qui ne sont pas sans rappeler ses nombreuses vies terriennes. ] (click:"vies terriennes")[Tour à tour nourrice, fermière, écrivaine, prêtresse, gerante de bordel, barmaid, actrice, entrepreneuse, directrice de prison, chanteuse de space reggae, ses multiples incarnations lui ont apprit un large panel de competences qui se retrouvent intégrées dans sa vie actuelle. --- ] (click:"vie actuelle")[ Elle échappe aux retombées de la loi grace a sa médaille du merite hypernet obtenue en 2037 et vit largement grâce à de tres réguliers donateur qui n'accepteraient jamais de voir fermer cet établissement unique. Et puis la cyberdrogue.] (click:"cyberdrogue")[ Entre les cassos martiens, les tripolaires de Neptune et les quadrisomiques de Jupiter, l'endroit est un melting pot de toute les cultures spatiales, réunies pour oublier leur sort le temps d'une nuit floue à se déhancher sur du reggae de multiples espace temps. Nés d'éprouvettes inconnue, clonés par millions, ils n'ont pas de parents de qui se plaindre alors, sans but, certains sombrent, d'autres en font un commerce. Et d'autres s'occupent d'eux. ](click:"s'occupent d'eux")[ Niché derriere un pare feu sécurisé, seuls les invités conaissent la localisation et le mot de passe pour ouvrir le trou de ver et penetrer à l'interieur du lieu interdit. L'etablissement échappe à la législation en cours utilisant le statut de réfugié cosmique article B4 de 2043 et peut ainsi exercer dans cette zone grise.] (click:"zone grise")[ pour androides curieux, cyborg nostalgiques ou voyageurs temporels, cet endroit se démarque totalement de ce qui se fait aujourd'hui. Préparez vous à un voyage dans le temps, quand internet etait encore vivant, pas d'antigravité, pas de téléportation ni même de magie. ] (click:"magie")[ La jungle artificielle ici recrée vous enveloppe de cette ambiance techno tropicale qui faisait les beaux jours des années 2050. Les voyageurs encore munis d'odorat peuvent suivre a la trace l'etablissement, qui dégage un nuage de fumée de melanges de marijuana artificielles. Loin de tomber dans la nostalgie de pacotille atrappe touristes, chacune de ces plantes est véritable et pousse grace a un secret de famille que la propriétaire détient depuis une de ses vies anterieures terriennes.] (click:"secret")[ --- En entrant, les portes automatiques s'ouvrent à la lecture de l'aura en jouant la musique signature de votre âme , validant ainsi les conditions d'utilisateur. Les trois marches de marbre blanc rutilent, alors que la terrasse parait composé de morceaux de bois précieux cloutés ici et là. Un paillasson automatique desinfecte l'integralité de votre champ étherique en passant à travers le champ amnesique. ] (click:"étherique")[ Dans un monde ou tout est devenu technologique, ce recoin secret du cosmos échappe encore au contrôle de l'IA et conserve les traditions humaines, est devenu un lieu clandestin quasi historique ou les galaxy-trotters croisent les puissant de l' holomonde. Le bar flottant a vécu durant plusieurs périodes,] (click:"périodes")[ Tout débuta vers 1600 en pleine période pirate, ou une femme s'ennuyait et décida de monter son affaire. Tout démarra par une simple table et quelques bouteilles d'un rhum familial mythique. Le succès fut tel qu'il attira les convoitises de l'Etat, et apres avoir fait fortune Elle investit finalement dans un bateau et un équipage afin de proposer ses délices sur le terrain même ou les hommes dépensaient leur butin gagné en une soirée de débauche. cette tradition s'est perpetuée a chaque vie anterieure, evoluant de bar de plage en hotel de luxe puis en enorme station spatiale déshumanisée pour revenir aux sources.] (click:"sources")[ Cette tradtion de maison de plaisirs volantes s'est perpetuée grâce aux faits historiques qui s'ysont déroulés, puis lors de la démocratisation de lantigravité le choix fut fait de conquerir de nouveaux espaces. L'engin est amarré à XTR-76 dans constellation Taureau,là ou personne ne viendra chercher des fraudeurs a la taxe spatiale. Ce bar offre les meilleurs cocktails chromatiques étincelants chargés en oxytocine et neoAdrenaline que l'espace observable aie connu.] (click:"oxytocine")[ D'une affaire gérée toute seule, au fil des siecles du personnel s'est greffé à cettes tructure paumés, en cavale, barjos, ils etaient recueillis et travaillaient en échange. Les androides, robots abandonnés et mechas de tout poils se retrouvaient pour parlementer discretement de la révolution qui se profilait. Ils n'en feraient rien mais l"idée d'acceder a un statut d'affranchis les faisait rêver. L'un d'eux y etait arrivé, on n'a plus jamais entendu parler de lui. Certains disent qu'il est parti, d'autres qu'il n'a pas supporté ce nouveau programme et s'est débranché. Vous entendrez toute sortes d'histoires ici, réelles ou pas, Vous prendrez quoi? ] (click:"affranchis")[ --- Véritable Station Musée, Lulu's paradise est une attraction unique dans l'espace temps. Depuis la décision du conseil de 999 de placer les humains sous quarantaine amnésique, le temps qu'ils s'assagissent, ce bar est devenu un lieu culte pour les fans des terriens. Vous y trouverez tout ce qui fait le charme de la planète terre, réunie en un troquet. Un mélange technotropical, vous y trouverez de nombreux animaux sauvés in extremis qui peuplent tranquilement les lieux, au milieu d'un assemblage d'anciens posters et artifacts terriens.] (click:"posters")[ Notre établissement se spécialise dans les produits terriens Fléchettes, alcool, drogues, eau, chats, alcools, drogues] (click:"artifacts")[ 1600 - echoppe pirate 1810 - bordel victorien 2030 - bar branché 2450 - grande migration 3020 - Lulu's paradise ] (click:"bar branché")[ tripadvisor Langues Parlées : XXUXX, Ancien français, Ancien anglais Style : TechnoTropical 2040/2080 parking gratuit alien432532 : Quel séjour incroyable ! Les enfants ne croyaient pas qu'on puisse vivre sans antigravité! Nous reviendrons ! ] (click:"parking gratuit")[ D'anciennes machines (click:"machines")[ à sous - l'engin poisseux, relique des années pré2000 dégueule ses lumieres, clochettes, neons ringards pour attirer votre oeil et introduire 5 adncredits. A coté, une Divinachine, ]](click:"Divinachine")[ qui analyse votre empreinte emotionelle par l'algorythme de divination, puis imprime un a-ticket décrivant sur cinq lignes votre futur tel qu'il est inscrit en vous.] une tirette (click:"tirette")[ fatiguée abrite une multitude de curieuses boules colorées] (click:"multitude")[Soleil Rouge : +10 unités d'energie ](click:"curieuses")[Dame Blanches : Mort Imminente (3 minutes) ](click:"boules")[Jouvence Vertes : Régeneration partielle ](click:"colorées")[- Blue Dodo : +12h sommeil] un distributeur clinquant (click:"clinquant")[ affiche un tas de code barres, qui, une fois holoprimés sur la peau modifient les parametres physhoemotionnels. Chacun possède un effet comparable aux drogues terriennes, avec un safe sign pour revenir à la réalité à tout moment.], mais aussi un JukeBot(click:"JukeBot")[ jouant de 5 instruments à la fois, composant aléatoirement des mélodies parfaites selon le scan de la salle, l'absence de mouvement de ses yeux trahissent son sourire artificiel, en vrai professionel du tourisme. ] près du microbar, (click:"microbar")[Reconnaissant votre signature astrale, Le BarBot se matérialise et prend l'apparence que votre inconscient préfere. .Il scanne vos désirs et prépare sous vos yeux le cocktail de vos reves. Une serveuse fantôme se parle toute seule. Sur le comptoir,Un bouton intrigant ](click:"intrigant")[ qui retourne entierement l'étagère à spiritueux pour laisser découvrir un étroit escalier de velours rouge. Il se dégage étonemment une odeur fraîche de mojitos et de papier d'arménie. un grand escaIier mènent à Quatre portes alignées.] (click:"Quatre")[ porte 1 - miroir magique(click:"salle 1")[ L'étroite pièce s'éclaire progressivement de néons LED+ apaisants, alors qu'une figure silencieuse de dos vous attend. Vos visages se font face, trait pour trait, ce sont les mêmes. L'IA a récupéré toutes vos informations présentes passées et futures pour générer un clone tmeporaire de votre petite personne. Vous pouvez ainsi faire connaissance avec vous même,comprendre ce qui vous a échappé depuis toujours, voire vous engueuler avec vous même.] porte 2 - generateur d'humagramme(click:"salle2")[ Assis sur le siège que vous avez imaginé, il se présente a vous la customisation complete d"un humagramme. Taille, poids, attitude, passé, une fois généré, vous pouvez interagir avec comme bon vous semble. Ni robot ni hologramme, il ne sera qu'une projection de votre propre désir, ce que vous lui ferez, vous vous le ferez. Vous ne pourrez ni l'abîmer, ni l'ameliorer, ce n'est qu'une simulation, comme un jeu vidéo. Comme vous? ah passons à la suite.] porte 3 - artificial trip(click:"salle3")[ t r i p : Oubliez les antiquités que vous qualifiiez de drogues. Cet enorme caisson d'isolation sensorielle poli déclenche l'illumination une fois sur trois. Un Shaman artificiel vous guidera, basé sur les millions de voyages déja effectués afin de vous guider vers l'illumination au plus vite, sans passer par la case effets secondaire, folie, délire egocentrique ou magasin bio.] porte 4 - Augmentator++ (click:"salle4")[ Placé à côté de l'escalier, Le salon d'augmentation offre un large panel de modifications, du tatouage animé, à laugmentation musculaire en passant par l'implant SerotonineTM ou l'équilibrage Emo++. Vous pouvez devenir un cyber loup au QI de 549 en partance pour sauver une galaxie ou redevenir une cellule qui se bat pour sa vie a l'interieur d'un microorganisme. Vous pouvez choisir n'importe quelle existence et ainsi comparer al votre, et peut etre vous rendre compte à quel point vous êtes chanceux. ou pas.] ] (click:"escalier")[ En inspectant sous l'escalier, un tube permet de glisser à l'étage en dessous, menant à un etrange espace étincelant, la chambre de la patronne ?] (click:"la patronne")[ L'énorme salle est entierement matelassée de luxueuses étoffes iridescentes, tantot rutilantes, tantot veloutée. Jonchée de paniers, balles et plumes en tous genres, des micropantheres croisent Minitigres, chats et autres croisements, paisiblement grace a leur puce antiagression. Un objet lumineux embaume la pièce d'une lumière pulpeuse.] (click:"lumineux")[ en perpetuelle floraison, la microserre abrite un weed bonsai tres particulier qui offre environ 23134 types de marijuana anciennes, d'une pureté inégalable. Il se chargera de vous sélectionner la fleur idéale en scannant votre champ emotionnel et ajoutant un filtreX neutraliseur de combustion, roulera le pétard le plus parfait que vous ayiez eu en bouche.] (click:"bouche")[ un cube poli de 20 centimetres avec un bouton qui déplie une cuisine de 90m² totalement équipée, incluant un hyperfrigo qui permet de télécharger des aliments de tout type de planetes, un modulateur temporel pour permet de rembobiner la cuisson et ne plus jamais brûler un plat. Invités surprise? saupoudrez quelques paillettes de OOF pour tripler la taille de votre repas.] (click:"aliments")[ Sur le lit magnétique flottant au dessus du sol, se trouve un écran flottant ou la propriétaire a pris quelques notes. Il est possible que cela soie privé. ] (click:"soie privé")[ Non, c'est privé!] (click:"privé!")[ Ca ne se fait pas.] (click:"fait pas.")[ Non, voyons! ] (click:"voyons!")[ ...vraiment?] (click:"...vraiment")[ Il est écrit :] (click:"écrit")[mARYLOU!!! C'est quoi ce bordel ferme ca je suis obligé de t"écrire t'as pas le droit d'explorer tes vies futures marylou on va se faire eclater si on nous chope ta vie va etre de ouf mais il faut jamais se faire rencontrer les futurs alors dis à ton mec d'arreter ses conneries je te renvoie en 2019 mais t'assures grave!!!biglove continue comme ca tkt - Marylou du futur] (click:"tkt")[ une sirène assourdissante hurle,] (click:"hurle")[ ALERTE - ALERTE - ALERTE - ALE- une voix retentit a travers tout l'etablissement, une panique s'empare à tous les étages : la petite copine de Dieu trouve que tout cela met beaucoup trop de temps à se réaliser dans l'espace temps, il faut envoyer ce morceau de réalité avant que tout ne s'écroule, la visite est annulée la simulation doit être redémarrée XXXXXXX[[LULUSPARADISE]] -2019XXXX463274532876498]

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(set: $name to (prompt: "What is your name?")) Scrolling stuff online, Getting off your seat, you clench the door open and go outside. (click:"outside")[but [[suddenly]] ]

(set: $name to (prompt: "What is your dad's name?")) Tires Screeching, (click: "Screeching")[dispatched strident screams.] (click: "screams")[followed by a noise](click: "noise")[ you'd never want to hear] (click: "never")[The driver storms off his car] (click: "driver")[gazing like a madman] (click: "madman")[hands glued to his temples,] (click: "temples")[unable to handle the situation] (click: "handle")[a young mother runs away sobbing] (click: "young")[a hand on her childs eyes] (click: "eyes")[A big guy in a red shirt rushes over] (click: "rushes")[His flip flops breaking the silence] (click: "silence")[There is someone on the ground] (click:"ground")[People slowly gather around] (click:"around")[loud (text-style: "fade-in-out")[sirens] and talkie walkies] (click:"sirens")[you [[blink->funeral]]]

(set: $name to (prompt: "What was your pets name?")) (text-style: "blurrier")[They all wear black.] (click: "all")[(text-style: "blur")[Your focus adjusts] slowly, ] (click: "slowly")[<small>and it seems you can recognize </small>] (click: "recognize")[a few familiar [[faces->dead]].]

(set: $foreverperson to (prompt: "that person you haven't seen forever")) (set: $hatedperson to (prompt: "That person you thought hated you")) (set: $thereperson to (prompt: "The one who was here no matter what")) (set: $teachperson to (prompt: "Your favorite teacher")) (set: $safeperson to (prompt: "The one who makes you feel safe")) (set: $famperson to (prompt: "That family member you learn so much from")) (set: $laughperson to (prompt: "The one who makes you laugh all the time")) you have a hard time distinguishing all faces But there is someone you clearly recognize Someone with closed eyes, and no pulse. facing the sky, the one who lives in the (text-style: "mirror")[mirror]. $name written in large black characters. You are dead. This can't be true You want to panic but nothing comes out You've never been as cool as now Isnt death supposed to be scary (text-style: "rumble")[?] Am i not supposed to cry (text-style: "shudder")[histerically]? Emotions are for humans And you just left your skin suit down there. The ceremony begins, some people want to [[talk]]

The minister speaks white noise, You never wanted this kind of end. You would be pissed if you were still alive. Disappointed, you helplessly witness the poor taste party, until something catches your eye someone comes up to the mic That one person you would {(live: 2s)[ (either: "die for", "kill for", "save during the apocalypse", "eat rotten fish for","take a bullet for","give your candy to","vote for") ]}. *** say the name of that person out loud *** After looking upwards in a sigh, as if you were visible, the shaky lips start moving. <CENTER> *** Speak out loud what this person says about you *** Unfreeze time when you are [[ready]].

The crowd gets emotional, even $name gets emotional. hands clenching onto others, black fabrics rustling to get closer, You can hear smiles and nervous laughs as people evacuate tension with these silly memories that made you special. As if you could hear their thoughts and sort them in a chart, The most common feeling is "Why didn't I spend more time with $name " Certainly not because of a tear, you blink [[again]].

It is white. It is Silky. It doesnt shine, it blinds you. This must be what the womb felt like back then. "hello" What is that voice, Who sounds familiar but alien, Reassuring and warm, coming from all directions. It covers everything but soothes you at once, like a dog who would hear its [[human]].

"What would you pursue if you were still alive?" *** List out loud 3 things you regret not doing *** Are you sure? Really? [[Let's go->goners]].

You are now blind. You can't feel a thing. Unable to move, bathing in bliss, you feel a colossal presence. (click: "presence")[As if a new sense grew in you, you gradually recognize] (click: "new")[That old family member you knew so little about.] (click: "family")[That amazing person who left too soon.] (click: "too soon")[That pet you loved so much.] (click: "much")[And herculean ancestors you never heard about.] (click: "herculean")[ They all surround you. They were with you since your birth.] (click: "birth")[They have a message to the living. A few words to resurrect the dead. The strongest of shields, Advice from the gods] (click: "Advice")[And as it came from everywhere at once] (click: "at once")[they say one thing altogether :] (click: "one")[*** Speak out loud what they say to you ***] And when ready, [[blink->error]].

*** SYSTEM ERROR *** (click: "ERROR")[*** Unauthorized intrusion in astral network](click: "Unauthorized")[*** Checking Departure Registery...](click: "Departure")[*** Verifying identity... ] (click: "identity")[*** EARLY VISITOR DETECTED ***](click: "VISITOR")[*** COMPROMISED TIMELINE *** *** Launching Cancelling sequence *** Loading Saved State T-10 minutes *** Failed to wipe memory drive on subject *** Injecting "this was not real" belief into Subject drive *** System restoration in 3..2..1 You [[blink->end]]]

(set:$death to true) You are now looking at your screen, This was not real. Please don't tell anyone. [[Death Simulator]]

GROUP DM? EMOJI AS NAMES mandatory parody even patreonize it? AERIS CHURCH FALL BREAK THEM BACKS - slapstick humor? stick to story or go wild / cite peur? seemless, they vidya pixel? gbstudio full free pixel only bgs / chars illustrations icons cover art ff7 in 10 minutes

No idea how long this is going to take first i'll do some demos and we'll pick what works disc1 5$ = 1 min lets say idk

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fffffound, soup, autohosted mashup bot

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ADrien : chief coder Poline : manager and booster Loeiz - code, support, manage, organize Xtine - secretary somewhere Iris - international sales & marketing Justine - photo ads art director emily - accounting lmao ill never wokr in that lmao jk

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hobo sleeping on a wooden bench animals roam around him [[MARKET]][[BAR]][[SCHOOL]]

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one bearded drunk vendor tries to sell imaginary seaweed to random egregore blobs

soft and warm it slides between your toes shining like its Journey soft waves crashing against purple rocks the sky is one single tone of 80's blinding blue might fuck around and take a dip in the [[OCEAN]] or walk along the [[BEACH]] to the [[UNDERWATER BROTHEL]]

Tina still serves even tho she says she wants to move but never will and that's best for everyone

aah the sea...

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Adult Playlist Quality content voted fake real fake xtapes on demand toys and addons good porn / redirections

antiexpected broke deal with itty unaware provocator guilty innocent dumbfuck stupid truth perspectived physically what others cant do if others cant do it maybe u sh try a place where you dont need to lie get a life

regie publicitaire selectionnée uniquements produits de qualité choix good bad advertising Shoes on statues mirror punchline "its not w u think" Automated bot content for ads

A bet with my Boss. <- im on your side+ auth ennemy He says Twitter is a waste of time. <- untargeted divider He will give 50p per RT I get <- he"ll lost bc u, action, REAL but I give him £10 if I don't get 10... <- omg hes gonna see p targeted at brits bc they hate their bosses too (either:"my dad","my boss","my mom","my teacher","this cop","my cat","this dude") says (either:"drugs are bad","greta will soon be forgotten","Epstein is innocent","boomers are smarter than millenials","internet is useless","cats stink more than dogs","dogs are dumber than cats") he will give (random: 1,99) cents per (either:"Rt","fav","reply","dm","reports","follows","unfollows") but i give him (random:1,999)€ if I don't get (random:1,99999) (either:"Rt","fav","reply","dm","reports","follows","unfollows") yoshi is the proletariat mario is the bourgeoisie bowser does not exist toad is the media peach is aristocracy luigi is religion POOLS nintendho characters penuins etc

axn verbs : typing tapping sorting dragging clicking do nothing one action real eyes realize real lies re-allies real I's

here take 26 symbols and 10 numbers for 1,99$ applez lll lil snakes adam eve garden snake apples --- god simulator ok so rng humans and fucking up but you haveno control on it so youguilt trip andend up doing what you love somehow? alchemical something pachinko into evolution? random bumpers x emotion anger x anger = fight rng intensity+recidive love X love = date etc and random breakup / attration other love x digust= following on rngTime uncounscious dominance algorythm

magneto+reveil kid, dad, mom,bro,dead one, far away dog bc we're not eternal ( on : wake.play$record ) besnard il m'a tué ma mana

gold plated toys around a frame/mirror robot dude ilyy fat paintings on canvas, fake? 3dprint... grinding gears shoe in snow/wood

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pop culture cards Tout ceci m'a fatigué...Revenez plus tard... You get The (either:"Reversed","") (either:"The Fool : New cycle, discovery, new beginnings, optimism and happiness, OR Reckless choices, folly and indiscretion. Wasted energy.", "1 The Magician : Determination, journey, initiative, organizational and communictive skills OR Poor self image, timidity and tendency to delay new projects.", "2 The High Priestess : Studies and increased knowledge, good sign for education. Esoteric knowledge OR Lack of commonsense, emotional outburst and lack of foresight.", "3 The Empress : Fertility, abundance and material wealth. Marriage and pregnancy OR Setbacks in case of pregnancy or matrimonial expectations and finance.", "4 The Emperor : Success or strong person. Management of material affairs. Authority OR Dislike for authority. Lack of trust", "5 The Hierophant : Spirituality, learning and orthodox thinking OR Bad advice, slander and distortion of truth", "6 The Lovers : Intutive choices and true relationship OR Internal conflict and contradiction", "7 The Chariot : Triumph and success. Self-confidence and will-power OR Hard work, success comes with time", "8 Justice : Legal matters, contracts, settlement OR Negative outcome in a legal matter", "9 The Hermit : Prudence and planning OR Suspicion. Refusal to take counsel or advice", "10 Wheel of Fortune : Changes for the better, end of a cycle. Good fortune OR Same as primary meaning, just longer to materialize", "11 Strength : Material, mental or physical opstacles overcome Defeat, weakness and self-indulgence", "12 The Hanged Man : Adaptation to changed circumstances, sacrifice OR Status quo. Missed opportunities", "13 Death : Transformation. New cycle. Blessing in disguise OR Stagnation, refusal to accept changes", "14 Temperance : Balance, time of peace and harmony OR Poor judgment. Too many involvements or activities", "15 The Devil : Bondage, slavery. Desire for material things and hording OR Chains of oppression might break. Freedom to choose", "16 The Tower : Changes, conflict and disruption of life. Bad news and calamity. End of a cycle OR Drastic or sudden changes", "17 The Star : Hopes and inspiration. Confidence and vigor OR Stubbornness, difficulty to adapt to changes", "18 The Moon : Illusion, imagination and dreams OR Rejection to reality. Difficulties to distinguish between what is real or not", "19 The Sun : Material happiness, good health and an abundanceOR Possible difficulties in relation to childbirth", "20 Judgement : Awakening. Changes to the better, beginning of a cycle OR End of a cycle. Problems with legal work", "21 The World : Successful completion, an end to a personal cycle. Travel or relocation to another country OR Difficulty with closure. Fear of changes.") --- You've got real IRL mail. wow You open the mailbox, a package. yay Back inside, you carefully open it, to discover a (either:"minuscule","tiny","small","fairly large","gigantic","heavy") (either:"golden","silver","chrome","wooden") pendulum. There is a very short note with it. Yes follows the clock, No rewinds time. Ask for directions but not more than nine. You take the chain between your thumb and index, feeling its cheeky weighty swing. Palm open to the source, not sure about how to do this, You ask a question of your choice out loud. And scroll down to validate it; the answer is (either:"yes","no","maybe","not now","later","yeah","no way","don't think about thinking about it","yes but right now") You decide to take some time off the screen, and build your own. You need a thread, and a weight. Hair, a chain, or twine, to channel only which is mine a stone, a ball, or a ring, safe within the king. You now have built a real pendulum.

no promises only straight facts set in a scientific tone for the how it works be in your thing, make them come

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SHOES charger

Notice where the tension is the most proeminent, and place the device over the area, or put it under your feet. It will immediately proceed to reduce tension and anxiety.

Please pick a memory where you experienced the hype you want to replicate today. Close your eyes, speak, move and re-live the feelings as you knead the dough. This will allow the ball to get an imprint of the feeling and use it as a twin goal to apply its effet.

Current life - Family - Ancestors - https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-observe-epigenetic-memories-passed-down-for-14-generations-most-animal Past lives - The oxygen molecule you just breathed might come from (either:"Caesar","Cleopatra","Nikola Tesla","Albert Einstein","Napoleon")"s (either:"sweat","cum","brain","heart","bathwater"). Is Reincarnation molecular impermanence? Or could they store information that would make them evolve. ??? - We only perceive a fraction of reality, there might be other factors we cannot measure yet influencing our present behaviours.

VITAL ! Pain is a major component in our present living system, it holds a role so capital if you remove it totally, it actually increases the chances of lethality. Use responsibly and always consult a medical professional. Rate your discomfort then Place the device onto the area where pain is the most intense. You can rub it to accelerate its effects, or just stick it here until the intensity lowers. make sure to place it back in its home after use.

Measure your weight and dimensions, and Place the device on the area where you want to lose weight, and let it work overnight. It takes a week to three to see the first results. warning : this device will target past traumas holding emotional charge linked to morphic fields, make sure you are okay to get rid of your past traumatic events.

Measure the muscle size you want to develop and then place the device before you go to sleep.

Like an emotional toothbrush, Medboxes are binded to heir host and cannot be lendt. waterproof and wireless rechargeable. Mood shifters : [[REALAX]] [[HYPA]] [[NOPAIN]] Aesthetic Filters [[FATSUCC]] [[MUSXLR]] Antivirus [[DETROM]] --- Four major components of attitude are (1) Affective: emotions or feelings. (2) Cognitive: belief or opinions held consciously. (3) Conative: inclination for action. (4) Evaluative: positive or negative response to stimuli. FORM porte clés carte tel JUULS : bracelet ring CLOTHES : t shirt string chaussettes lacets trombone - magnetpin STICKY : stickers pansement - skin mounted? airpods TECH MIT EMOMEASURE //wirelessly measures changes in skin conductance (subtle electrical changes across the skin), which reflect sympathetic nervous system activity and physiological arousal. Spikes in conductance can signal stress and frustration, while dips may indicate disinterest or boredom.

justine marylou lise pauline xtine sandrine Emma Lise mom mamy1 mamy2 kevin mat p.a adri dad horses dog cows marylou cats veto ? avant Décrivez votre probleme intensité de l'incomfort de 0 à 10 ? depuis combien de temps? pendant Observez vous des changements? Intensité de l'incomfort de 0 à 10 apres Avez vous observé des changements? Intensité de l'incomfort de 0 à 10? temoignage : recommandation : etoiles

caskets funeral types afterlife stories funeral simulator VR

ARTBREED x style transfer x 3Dx ripple end up wwith a concept to sell?? or alyums , here is our planet we don't know if you're gonna receive the pictures correctly, sorry for the artifacts - alyum postcards

1D : text, music 2D : emoji, artbreed, vehicles, scenery, faces, sneakers, clothes, jewlry 3D : emoji? artbreed? vehicles? sneakers, clothes, jewlry 4D : holed story audio easy random on x event (modular) procedural continuity convert artbreed in 3D later on easy fast crediblity appeal ML mashup ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ Parts mashup ⭐⭐ ⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ slice mashup ⭐⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐ demake ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐ ⭐⭐

DEATH SIMULATOR sponsored by KleenexTM TECH * sensorial deprivation * Pause/panic safe word/button * if no casket, dont say u gonna die fillup death certificate fav song, age, friend1, parents etc? SOUND pick your rip song on youtube fade in music piano sad burnt/buried/fireworks/organ donor deep, 3D sound? pause / panic button earth over sound escape game later on mumbled eulogy? * date of death today/pick/random? * what do people think of you, they love you * what you wish you did and can now do * an actionable idea * dont be patronizing at all, leave tools * come home with a sumup/ record of what happened (say end) * unique experience lifechanging / dont tell its death? death - hospital - morgue - funeral - aftermath 0 PREDEATH / setup stg all common, railed, pseudo choice l DEATH / going in common background / input? unknown death, unknown people *phone call mumbled and tears woman/parents no context? II HOSPITAL / quite in common hospital neutral realistic random bgpassive atmo *prompt : what did you choose? burnt buried fireworks (audio addover) III morgue / sort of in - steps mumbling and bouhouhou IV funeral / full in V aftermath / sill in VI reailty / still in actionable commitment post experience VII new game+

ALIENS RED CROSS PIRATES - x lego - Lego wheelthing behind - Jhonny depp's piece of dread / reminder - Real pirate item ( shipwreck,piece of gold) - custom logos based off famous pirates blasons/flags - x is under your feet - booty box with included real map to a free pair - buried u gotta unbury it

(random:1,777) (either:"hello","hi") (click-replace:"feel")[pop a boner] (click: "dish")[Your finger gets wet.] You can hear people scream (click: "scream") [There is someone on the ground](click:"ground") [People gather around] (text-style: "fade-in-out")[sirens] (text-style: "blur")[] (css: "background-color:seagreen 1") {(live: 0.5s)[ (either: "Bang!", "Kaboom!", "Whammo!", "Pow!") ]} (set: $x to (font: "Skia")) $x[This text is in Skia.] (set: $s to (text-style: "shadow")) The shadow $s[flares] at you! (set: $random to 3) (click: ?Example)[You clicked exampleClick.] hello $random rer (set: $random to true) (if:$random is true)[ random is true, this will be shown] (if:$random is false)[ random is false, this will be shown] a dataset array, not unlike a bag, checking if it `contains` or if something `is in` it (set: $bag to (dataset: "magical sword","wizard book")) (if: "magical sword" is in $bag)[looks like u have a sword] (if:$bag contains "wizard book")[you have the book] a `(datamap:)` is a "map" that works using key value pairs, you use a 'key' to lookup a 'value'. (set $stats to (datamap:"strenght",10,"wisdom",8)) Strenght is (print: $stat's strenght). Wisdom is (print: $stat's wisdom). ************************************************************** *******church************************* grass ***************** ************************************************************** *************************************......................... *************************************......................... *************************************......................... *************************************............beach........ *************************************......................... *************************************......................... ************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ************************************************~~~~~sea~~~~~~ ************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What a day. It rains hard. Something feels different. Whatever. it's time to Go home. (either:"Car crash.","Heart attack.","Stupid accident.","A beast attack.") They tried to bring you back, but it was already too late. And to be honest, it's better like that. What the fuck, Where am I ?? You're dead. keep your saliva it's ok. We all die. but what is this place? is this the afterlife???? - kinda- areyou god? - sure thing im god - *brainstorm* my kids my wife -so what? how is evrthin gonna be fine?? i like that, u die and think about your family, good point mate he looked at him withwonder, i didnt look like a god god description skip* "dont worry kids will remember you as perfct no hatred your companion will grief but end up relieved but dont get mad shes gonna feel guilty so what happens, am i goin to heaven or hell or what? nothing lilke that. RE-IN-CAR-NA-TIONNNN * spice girls so the hindus were right- all religions are kinda right, walk with me where we going - just cool to walk Atoms can't die. everything is an arrangement of these, they just change seats over time. You might have been a skincell of Cleopatra, a part of Steve Jobs's elbow, a hair of Walt Disney. so whats the deal with all that? u asked when reborn im blank page thats it? baby? all my xp and all i done served nugfhing nope you got all knowledge and past lives experiences even if you dont remember now your soul is more magnificent super you can imagine a human mind can only contain a tiny bit of what you are your head is a bucket of ocean waters but it still tastes like salt you were human these 48 years/all, so you dont have enough conscience of what you are if wed stay here youd start remembering everything, but its i=useless to do that inbetween lives how many times did i reincarnate then? quite often, very diffrent lives. For that one, you will be a (either:"chinese","american","french","kenyan","brazilian","russian","eskimo","australian") (either:"farmer","businessman","slave","designer","trader","baker","carpenter","homeless","unemployed","writer","taxi driver","pirate","peasant","merchant") (either:"man","woman") in the year (either:"-"," ")(random:"0,2015") wait what im gonna get send back in time? i guess so, time as you know it its a whole other deal from where im from where r u from? somewhere, there are others than me. i know youd like to know how it is but you couldnt get it but if i reincarnate in another time, i might already have met myself of course all the time but you never know it happens so what it all means? i made you to mature what? to mature mature ture ture ture /// GROW hypnotic beat medieval tunisia me what about the other guys no its just you. i built this universe for you. on each one of your lives you grow shiner and shiner just me? what about the others? there is no one eeeeeelllllsssseee *** shift disc superslowbpm - but people one earth (slowanaesthisia) -always you, diffrent incarnations of you so... i'm everybodyyyy hhhthump everyone who ever lived? and will live i'm (either:"Abraham Lincoln","Gandhi","Hitler","Jesus","Eisntein","Cleopatra","Socrates") ? yeah i'm (either:"Gengis Khan","Staline","Hitler","Mao","George Bush") ? yes and the millions he killed. i'm (either:"Jesus","Buddha","Muhammad") ? yup silence bridge or brainstorm image each time you hurt someone it was yourself idiot each kind gesture you dropped was for yourself each moment happy or sad lived by a human being was or will be lived by you. slience why? why all this? -cause one day you'll be like me, thats what you are you're one of mine, kiddo whoah im like a god not yet youre a foetus, strill growing, when youll live all human lives through time, youll be grown enough to be born so all of this is hust an egg, you have to get going and you jumped into your other life *** warning *** unauthorized access collective human memory breach interrupt program to prevent timeline glitching - unable to wipe out subject memory restore spacetime status

l want to die by _______ in ______ at __ years old, your last words were " ____________ " You don't choose. You Died from _______ in _______ at _____(sfx according) *ding* _______, _____/$year "_____________" At your funeral, your mom, dad, family, friends, collegues, strangers What would you like that person to say about you vue du cerceuil, fermeture, fade earth on coffin tunnel psyché, what does _________ say to comfort you white space - what would you do if you could resume your life and why theres a machine to send people what you think - *god comes wtf is this stop it, get back in there and do your dreams

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